MOUNTAIN MAN Collection Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

The Mountain Man Collection includes three 2 fl/oz bottles of Turdcules Toilet Elixirs - that's 300+ trips to the throne!

A true Mountain Man respects Mother Nature and dutifully protects and nourishes her wilderness. In return, she lovingly provides him with food, water, shelter and the freedom to grunt out a monstrous pile of bear bait wherever he sees fit. With Turdcules' "Mountain Man" Collection, you, too, can have the freedom to peacefully produce majestic mountains of sewer sausage while keeping your scent off the wind.

• Turdcules Toilet Elixir - The Mountain Man Collection
• Collection includes 1 bottle each of Sasquat, LogSplitter and Tennessee Hangover
• 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
• SEPTIC-SAFE
• Ingredients: Witch hazel, water and proprietary fragrance/essential oil blend
• Proudly Made in the USA