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Pooseidon Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray
Pooseidon Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

Pooseidon Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

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Turdcules Pooseidon toilet elixir smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors. It really smells like teakwood, coconuts and Caribbean rum.

In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nosebuds.

  • Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Ingredients: Witch hazel, water and proprietary fragrance/essential oil blend
  • Proudly Made in the USA