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Turdally Awesome Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray
Turdally Awesome Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

Turdally Awesome Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

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Turdcules Turdally Awesome toilet elixir smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves. It really smells like satsuma, mint and a hint of cayenne pepper.

Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They wait with the patience of the tide itself, but they dare not move. So how do they cope when nature is coaxing their cavern of soggy sea-snakes back to the wild? Simple. A savage Aqua Dump.

With Turdcules’ Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir, you’ll smell the exhilaration of catching the most wicked waves without the pressure of the impending tush-turtle invasion.

  • Turdcules Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Ingredients: Witch hazel, water and proprietary fragrance/essential oil blend
  • Proudly Made in the USA