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SASQUAT Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray
SASQUAT Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray
SASQUAT Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

SASQUAT Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

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$9.99
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#1 Best Seller! Turdcules Sasquat toilet elixir smells like camping & living legends. It really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacophony of Evergreen Trees.

Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further.

Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.

  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Ingredients: Witch hazel, water and proprietary fragrance/essential oil blend
  • Proudly Made in the USA