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Turdpedo Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray
Turdpedo Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

Turdpedo Turdcules Toilet Elixir - Essential Oil Bathroom Spray

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Turdcules Turdpedo toilet elixir smells like Sunburns & Victory. It really smells like grapefruit, lime, motor oil and explosions.

When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water.

With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.

  • Turdcules Turdpedo Toilet Elixir
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Ingredients: Witch hazel, water and proprietary fragrance/essential oil blend
  • Proudly Made in the USA