Turdcules LogSplitter toilet elixir smells like Tree Bark & Grit. It really smells like cedarwood, leather & amberwood moss.
Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.
- Turdcules LogSplitter Toilet Elixir
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Ingredients: Witch hazel, water and proprietary fragrance/essential oil blend
- Proudly Made in the USA